Man, I'll never ____ the time I ____ to 'cook' ____ all the spices in mom's cabinet. The whole house ____ like taco seasoning for weeks! Okay, this ____ embarrassing but - when I ____ like seven, I was convinced I ____ fly if I ____ off the couch ____ an umbrella. ____ my wrist, ____ a Spiderman cast, and ____ the coolest kid in second grade. Totally worth it. So there ____ this summer when my dad 'accidentally' ____ like 200 ketchup packets instead of actual ketchup bottles? My brother and I ____ the whole vacation ____ dumb games with them - ketchup packet basketball, ketchup art on the patio... Then one day we ____ them in the sun and they ____ everywhere. Mom was ____, but dad just ____ and said 'science experiment ____ wrong'. Classic dad move.

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