1) death by Stench from bathroom after fat kid uses it 2) Death by Noose seesaw 3) Death by Merry Go Round but with taxidermied kids 4) Sin so much that jesus himself comes and personally punches you 5) Death by Icepick asian kids 6) death by Cilantro left on car battery for 48 hours 7) Shove a rat up your ass and have it eat its way out 8) Death by Eating a dementia patients cooking 9) Piss off cartel 10) Death by Pipe Bomb spaghettiOs 11) Go to india 12) Throw an acorn at a police officer 13) Be gay in brazil 14) Death by Asking your dad for homework help 15) Eat at a taco bell while being constipated 16) Remind a south Park fan that the characters are kids  17) Teriyaki god 18) Death by being under the age of consent on discord 19) Get softlocked irl 20) death by Breakdancing on your neighbors lawn at night 21) napalm super soakers 22) Flashbang epileptic kids 23) Let your mother drive 24) Period blood aids 25) Zone out for 30 seconds during math 26) Lick the rock your mother brought you back from florida 27) Fish dance so hard you get caught in an electric fence 28) Do an epic backflip into your grandma’s mixing bowl 29) woman. 30) Get sat on by the average metal concert woman 31) No plot armor 32) try to parry with the knuckleblaster 33) SUPER monkey aids 34) drink the magical milk that has been under the sink since 2021 35) drink the Gatorade you found in a hoarder's asshole 36) barrel roll into a pond after scaling a wall 37) P-2 weaponless 38) beat minos with the whiplash 39) get clapped by Sisyphus while going on a 2 am walk 40) get tricked by a bird and turn into a tree 41) know even the slightest thing about dante's inferno (it's everywhere you're schizophrenic it's everywhere it's everywhere I cant stop seeing it make it stop make it stop make it stop)

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