Mick: Don't ask me - I don't live around here. - Paddy: Is that the sun or the moon up there?, Mick: No - why would I want two empty glasses? - (In pub... Mick has an empty glass). Paddy: Do you want another?, Paddy replies "hell, wev'e being friends for years! - Paddy and Murphy go to Alton Towers, they go to a rollercoaster when Murphy says: Paddy if we go on that do you think we will fall out?, Old enough to remember when rainbows were black and white. - How old are leprechauns? , You’re very clover! - What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?,

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