What do Santa's elves learn in school? - The elf-abet., What’s every elf’s favourite type of music? - Wrap!, How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? - They use Santa-tizer., What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? - Santa walking backwards!, What is a Christmas tree's favourite candy? - Orna-mints!, What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? - A pineapple!, What do you call an old snowman? - Water., How does a snowman lose weight? - He waits for the weather to get warmer!, What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? - Santa Pause!, What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? - A Christmas quacker., What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? - Rude-olph., What did one Christmas tree say to another? - Lighten up!,

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