1) Complain about trivial issues (e.g., font size on a report or the coffee quality in the office) and insist they’re major deal-breakers. 2) Misunderstand basic terms, like mistaking "milestone" for "stonework" or "deliverable" for physical packages. 3) Request last-minute changes that contradict earlier agreements, and insist you mentioned them before. 4) Pretend not to hear what someone said and ask for constant repetition, adding your own twist each time. 5) Bring up unrelated examples from other industries or bizarre anecdotes, like comparing the project to training dolphins.

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