What do ghosts eat for dessert? - I scream., What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? - A sand-witch., Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road? - Because he had no guts., How does it feel when vampire kisses you? - It’s a pain in the neck., What can’t you give the headless horseman? - A headache., What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite., Why do witches use brooms to fly on? - Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy., Why don’t skeletons go to parties? - They have no body to dance with., Where do vampires keep their valuable possessions? - In a blood bank., What is Dracula’s favourite holiday? - Fangsgiving., What type of streets do zombies like? - Dead-end streets., What do you call two witches living together? - Broommates., What psychiatrist do monsters visit? - Shrinkenstein., How do monsters tell their future? - They read their horrorscope.,

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