Why are skeletons always so calm? - Nothing gets under their skin., Why don’t mummies take vacations? - They’re afraid to unwind., Why are vampires so efficient at work? - They don’t waste time—they just bite right into it., Why did the mummy get promoted? - He was all wrapped up in his work., Why didn't the ghost apply for the job? - He heard it was a dead-end position., Did you hear about the coffin sale? - That's the last thing I need., Why are there fences around cemeteries? - Because people are dying to get in., Why do skeletons hate parties? - They have no-body to dance with., How does Dracula stay fit? - He plays bat-minton!, Why did the vampire read the newspaper? - Because it had great circulation.,

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