Why do golfers carry extra pants? - In case they get a hole in one during the spring tournament and need to blend in with the freshly bloomed flowers., What does a springtime baseball game have in common with a pancake? - They both need a good batter!, Why are trees terrible goalkeepers in soccer? - Because they always leaf the net open., What's a runner's favorite spring activity? - Going through a marathon of pollen dodging., Why did the bicycle fall over in spring? - Because it was two-tired from carrying all the picnic supplies., How do you know spring has arrived at the hockey rink? - When the ice starts dating the Zamboni., What's a gardener's favorite sport in spring? - Weed-whacking as a form of cross-training., Why do squirrels make terrible referees in outdoor spring games? - Because they're always nuts about the decisions., What did the springtime river say to the kayaker? - "You think this is your playground, but it's actually my flow season.", Why are spring joggers the most optimistic sportspeople? - Because they always look forward to the next interval of sunshine between showers., How does a fish get ready for a spring sports competition? - By doing some fin-toning exercises., Why do birds refuse to play golf in spring? - Because they can't stand the idea of getting a birdie and being celebrated for it.,

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