What did one flower say to the other flower on the first day of spring? - What's up, bud?, Does February march? - No, but April may!, Which month of the year is the shortest? - May. It only has three letters., What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either? - The letter R!, Why is Star Wars‘ Yoda such a good gardener? - He has a green thumb., Why is the letter A like a flower? - Because a B comes after it!, Why couldn’t the little flower ride a bike? - It didn’t have any petals., What’s the best flower for a boy to give on Mother’s Day? - A son-flower., Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? - It’s a budding romance., Should I plant flowers in April? - May as well!, What do you call a snowman in springtime? - A puddle!, Did you hear the one about the gardener who couldn’t wait for spring? - He was so excited, he wet his plants!, Why was the broom so busy in spring? - Because it wanted to sweep away all the winter blues!, Which superhero likes spring the best? - Robin., What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? - A drizzly bear., How do bees brush their hair? - With honeycombs., Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting? - Yes, I thaw!, In all of spring, it can rain cats and dogs, but when does it rain monkeys? - In Ape-ril., What falls, but never needs a bandage? - The rain., What goes up when the rain comes down? - Umbrellas!, Where did the egg go for spring break? - New Yolk City., What flower does everyone have on their face? - Two-lips!,

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