What do you call Santa when he takes a break? - Santa Pause, How do cats greet each other at Christmas? - "A furry Merry Christmas & Happy Mew Year!", What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? - Hoe, hoe, hoe., How do Christmas trees get their email? - They log on., Why did Santa's helper see the psychiatrist? - Because he had low "elf" esteem!, Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? - "Rude"-olph!, What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? - Claustrophobic, Who are Santa’s favourite singers? - Elfish Presley and Beyon-sleigh., Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party? - He's a fun guy to be with., What happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas? - He got 12 months., Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? - He had no body to go with., What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas? - Sandy Claws!,

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