Iceberg-ers - What do snowmen eat for lunch?, Elfish - What do you call a greedy elf?, He was a total flake! - Why did Frosty's girlfriend break up with him?, Silent Night - What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol?, The abdominal snowman - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?, The Who - What's the Grinch's least favorite band?, Dancer - Which one of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?, 'Tis the season to be jelly! - What did one cranberry say to the other cranberry at Christmas?, At the ho-ho-hotel - Where does Santa always stay when he goes on vacation?, Hold on for deer life. - What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?, She sleighs. - Why do reindeer like Mrs. Claus so much?, Beyon-sleigh - Who's Santa Claus's favorite pop star?, He didn't snow his way home. - Why did the snowman get lost?, Because it’s Decembrrr. - Why is it always so cold around Christmastime?, They have plenty of elf-confidence. - Why are elves such great motivational speakers?, A porcupine - What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?, A meltdown - What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?, Candy canines - What's a dog’s favorite Christmas treat?, 25 - there’s noel. - How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?, Holly-wood - Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?,

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