My laptop isn't working because my cat threw up on it last night. I left the computer on the table when I went to bed., I was bouncing my daughter on my lap when she suddenly spit up all over my shirt., I was eating a hamburger when mustard dripped on my pants., I was squeezing a bottle of ketchup and it squirted out and splattered all over the wall., Last Saturday, I picked my son up from a birthday party and out of nowhere he asked me what "the birds and the bees" meant., While eating lunch in the cafeteria, someone I don't like came up to me and started talking. Then, they asked me out on a date!, This morning, I was playing with my mom's phone and it slipped out of my hands and fell to the floor. The screen shattered., At Thanksgiving, while my family was sitting around the table, I noticed my nephew sneaking food to the dog under the table..

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