Would you rather be able to talk to animals, but they all hate you, or never be able to talk to animals, but they all love you?, Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet alien?, Would you rather always have bad breath or always have something stuck in your teeth?, Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a huge cowboy hat?, Would you rather have to eat a stick of butter every morning or a raw onion every night?, Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or permanent clown makeup?, Would you rather have a parrot on your shoulder that constantly insults you or a monkey on your back that never stops tickling you?, Would you rather have your voice sound like a chipmunk or a grizzly bear?, Would you rather have to wear a tutu to work/school every day or a banana costume on Halloween for the rest of your life?, Would you rather have a permanent runny nose or always have a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth?, Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they can only speak in dad jokes or have a superpower that only works when you’re wearing a tutu?, Would you rather have the ability to communicate with sea animals or be able to control all of the squirrels in the world?.

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