1) Microsoft's new Chief Executive Officer completes all of her work on an Apple Computer a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 2) As the teacher handed back our graded exams, the kid next to me muttered, “Great.” a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 3) In Star Wars, the audience knows that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father, but Luke doesn’t learn this until Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 4) A prisoner spends months digging an underground tunnel leading out of his cell. His plan is flawed, though, and he ends up emerging in the warden’s backyard, where he is promptly caught and returned to prison with additional time added to his sentence. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 5) “I’m sorry, sir, but this flight has been delayed by three hours,” the airline clerk explained to my uncle. “Awesome,” he replied. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 6) A busy man wishes he had time to relax but when stranded on a deserted island, he goes insane from boredom. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 7) A locksmith accidentally locked himself out of his car. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 8) The audience knows the house isn't really haunted, but a terrified visitor takes desperate measures to get away. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 9) It may seem odd, but every box of Q-tips, also known as cotton buds or cotton swabs, comes with this warning: “Do not insert swab into ear canal.” a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic 10) "Wow! Get ready for another warm, tropical day!" said my mom as she looked out at the snow. a) Situational b) Verbal c) Cosmic d) Dramatic

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