1) It was the day my grandmother exploded. 2) It was a pleasure to burn. 3) What would you do if one day, you found out you were extraordinary? 4) Take my advice: never ... 5) I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. 6) There was once a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. 7) It was a wrong number that started it. 8) Elmer Gantry was drunk. Really drunk. 9) A screaming comes across the sky. 10) This fairy tale doesn't start with 'Once Upon a Time'. 11) I have a fatal flaw. 12) It was inevitable: it would always come to this. 13) Mutiny is such an ugly word. I prefer the term 'liberation'. 14) The first time it happened, no-one even noticed. 15) Bees... they always seem so innocuous. 16) I was dead before I even hit the floor. 17) "Don't you never tell nobody about this, you hear?" 18) DING DING DING DING DING! We have a winner! 19) "5... 4... 3... 2 --" 20) In almost no time at all, five had become one. 21) Don't call me a thief! 22) Everything seemed normal until I looked into the mirror. 23) "Hello? Yes, I'm an elf from the North Pole. I'd like to report a crime..." 24) The world looks so different from down here. 25) I've finally done it! They always doubted me... fools! 26) As he sat there, eating the dog, Dr Julian Green reflected on the events of the past few days. 27) School's changed. You wouldn't even recognise it. 28) Like wet cement, the rumour stuck to me. 29) "Wake up, Three-Four-One-Two!"

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