Santa Pause. - What do you call Santa Claus when he stops moving?, The elf-abet. - What do Santa's elves learn at school?, Snow. - What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?, Because it is in Decemberrrrrrr. - Why is it so cold at Christmas?, Silent night. - What is parents' favourite Christmas carol?, Jungle bell. - What do monkeys sing at Christmas?, Chill-dren. - What do snowmen call their sons and daughters?, Toy-otas. - What kind of cars do elves drive?, Anything you want, he can't hear you. - What do you call Santa when he is wearing ear muffs?, Snow caps. - What do snowmen wear on their heads?,

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