1) What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks? 2) If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why? 3) Did you remember to turn the stove off? Are you positive? 4) If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all? 5) If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product? 6) Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse? 7) If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did? 8) You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why? 9) How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion? 10) The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first? 11) If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which one would you choose? 12) You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants? 13) If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image? 14) You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community? 15) If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value 16) During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community? 17) You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Where are you going? 18) You’ve been alone on a desert island for nearly a decade and you’re finally brought back to civilization. You’re handed the keys to the presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first – use the bathroom or sleep in the king-sized bed?

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