How many members of a convent does it take to change a light bulb? - Nun., What did the chess piece say before bed? - Knight knight., Why would a chess piece in charge of a city be like a bad dream? - Because it would be a knight mayor., What did one homophone say to comfort the other homophone? - Their, there, they’re., Why couldn’t the jockey speak? - He was feeling a bit horse., Why was the mortgage sad? - Because it was a loan., What’s a cat’s favorite button on a DVD remote? - Paws., What is a Christmas gift’s favorite type of music? - Wrap., Why does The Lord’s Prayer ask for our daily bread? - Because it’s something we knead., What type of coin smells? - Cent., What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? - Still no idea., What do you call a deer with no eyes? - No idea.,

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