Why don't penguins fly? - Because they are too short to be pilots., What do snowmen eat for lunch? - Icebergers., Where do snowmen go to dance? - Snowballs., How do snowmen travel around the world? - By iceicle., What does Santa sometimes suffer from? - Santa Claustrophobia., What is the best key to get at Christmas? - Turkey., How does Santa take his photos? - With his North Pole-aroid., Why is the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? - He is picking his nose!, What is the opposite of ice skating? - You skating., Why was the snowman sad? - Because he had a meltdown.,

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