1) Your gf/bf finds photos of another girl/boy on your phone. What should you do? a) Accidentally knocked the phone out of her hand and stepped on it repeatedly. b) Tell her it's your sister. The one from Europe you've never told her about. c) Tell her it's a girl from work, and you saved the photo to show her how ugly she is. d) Say: "That's not my phone." 2) Someone asks you if you've seen the new Star Wars movie. You haven't, but you wanna look cool in front of your friends. What should you do? a) You say: "Oh, Star Wars... It's my favorite! b) You take a bite out of your sandwich, nod your head and mumble something. c) You say: "Yes, of course I've seen it!" d) You say: "Yes, of course I've seen it! I loved that part with Darth Vader!" 3) Your wife asks you if she looks fat. What should you do? a) Pretend you're on the phone and run away. b) Say "No way!" but don't make any eye contact. c) Take her by the shoulders. Look her straight in the eyes and say: "You know how great you look." d) You say: "You look amazing!" and ask her if she wants to go for a run later. 4) You accidentally drive over the dog. What should you do? a) Put him under the neighbor's car. b) Tell the kids he died from eating all those Easter eggs. c) Just act like it never happened. d) Say: " That's not our dog! " 5) It's Easter. You're supposed to hide the Easter eggs but end up eating all of them. What should you do? a) Search for the eggs alongside your kids and act as nothing happened. b) Smear chocolate around the dog's mouth and blame it on him. c) Tell them you just saw someone run away with all the eggs! d) Tell your kids the Easter bunny probably died. He was very old. 6) You accidentally cut the cheese in a full elevator. What should you do you? a) Wait till someone notices the smell and then scream at the top of your lungs: "You smelt it, you dealt it!" b) Look at the old lady next to you and say loud enough for everyone to hear: "Really, mom!? Really?" c) Start some fake retching. d) Stare at your phone and just ignore it. 7) You wake up and realize you have to write a big test at school but you didn't study at all. What should you do? a) Call in sick. b) Eat some expired Chinese take-out and call in sick. c) Eat some expired Chinese take-out, go to school and then have the nurse send you home. d) Write all the test answers on your arms. 8) You get home very late after a night out with your friends. Your partner is furious. What should you do? a) Get all choked up, get in bed, and say, "You wouldn't understand." b) Say: "Why are you home so early?" c) Have one of your friends call to say that the little boy you saved from those dragons is going to be all right. d) Have one of your friends call to say that the little boy you saved from the river is going to be all right. 9) You're late for work because you stayed out too late with your friends. What should you do? a) Tell your boss the traffic was really bad. b) Hide your car 3 blocks away and tell your boss you were hijacked. c) Tell your boss thought it was Sunday and you just came around to say hello. d) Tell your boss how great it is to have such a lenient role model to work for. 10) You have achieved nothing in your life but find yourself at your 20-year high school reunion. People start asking what you have been up top. What should you say? a) "I'm an internal synergy catalyst manager. You wouldn't understand." b) "It's classified, sorry." c) "I don't know any of you people." d) "I'm the executive of a chimpanzee training company."

Are you a good liar?

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