1) Why did the ghost go to the party? a) He wanted to find the LIFE of the party! b) He wanted to raise his spirits 2) What do you call a witch's garage? a) A broom closet! b) O’R-eerily Autoparts! 3) Why are skeletons so calm? a) Nothing gets under their skin. b) Everything they do is just bone-chilling 4) What kind of music do mummies listen to? a) Wrap music! b) ”Walk Like An Egyptian” 5) Why did the vampire read the newspaper? a) He heard it had a great circulation b) He wanted to read up on “True Blood” 6) What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? a) Frostbite! b) DracOlaf! 7) Why did the pumpkin become a detective? a) It wanted to squash crime b) Because there’s both a P and an i in pumpkin…? 8) What do you call a dancing ghost? a) The boogie man! b) a graver! 9) Why did the scarecrow win an award? a) for being out standing, in his field b) because that’s what happened at the end of The Wizard of Oz 10) What do you call a monster who poisons cornflakes? a) a cereal killer b) Frankenberry

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